Sometimes my creative process consists of "I'm going to start this, and see if it goes anywhere." I don't recommend this approach.
Since posting this, I received notice from Google adsense that due to the objectionable extreme profanity in this comic, my Google Adsense account would die a slow death unless I removed the Bad Swears. Or something along those lines anyway. So, I put my artistic integrity aside for a day and uploaded this version, because Yay Censorship.